No Time? No Worries. How to Get Killer Merch Without the Hassle

Let’s be honest, you’re flat out like a lizard drinking. Between wrangling farmhands, dodging rogue sheep, and balancing the books, who’s got time to muck around with merch?

You need stubby holders, hats, and work shirts that show off your brand – but the idea of chasing up designs, quotes, and setup fees? Yeah, nah.

Good news, mate: Mad Dog’s here to take the hassle out of merch. We’re talking branding with bite – minus the bull.

Why Merch Matters (Even If You're Up to Your Knees in It)

You might be thinking, "Merch? That’s for city slickers." But hold your horses! Quality branded gear is bonza for bush businesses too.

• Team Spirit: Matching work shirts = a proud crew. Builds unity stronger than a Friday arvo at the pub.
• Customer Loyalty: Gift a quality stubby holder or cooler bag – it says, “cheers for sticking with us” and keeps ‘em coming back.
• Brand Recognition: Hats at the local show, shirts at field days – your brand gets seen and remembered.

The Hassle-Free Mad Dog Way

Sold on merch but not keen on the mucking about? Mad Dog's got your back.

• Free Design Help: You’re no Picasso, and that’s okay. Our design gurus will whip up something mint – no cost, no dramas.
• Quick Setup Promo: We know time’s tight, especially when harvest is on. Our fast setup promo means you’re sorted in a flash.
• No Setup Fees (Usually): None of that sneaky fee nonsense. Just good gear, fair price, simple as that.
• Quality That Lasts: Our gear’s tougher than a two-dollar steak – no fading, no flimsiness, just merch that stands up to the elements.

Merch Ideas That’ll Make ’Em Say “Crikey!”

Here’s the gear that’ll make your brand the talk of the town (or at least, the pub):

• Work Shirts: Durable, comfy, logo-ready. Ideal for the farm, workshop, or job site.
• Hats: From Akubras to baseball caps – keep heads shaded and your brand front and centre.
• Stubby Holders: Keep beers icy and branding spicy at BBQs and knock-off drinks.
• Cooler Bags: Handy, practical, and a perfect gift for clients. Walking billboards, really.
• Flags & Banners: Go big at shows, field days, or outside your shed. Unmissable impact.

Ditch the Drama, Choose Mad Dog

You’re busy, we get it. But that’s no reason to settle for boring, forgettable merch. With Mad Dog Promotions, you get:

• Free design help to make your brand look schmick.
• Quick setup – get your gear faster than a blue heeler chasing a ute.
• Quality that’ll outlast your work boots.
• And a bit of Aussie cheek to keep things fun.

So, ready to get cracking? Give Mad Dog a yell and let's get your brand sorted – no worries.

P.S. Got a wild merch idea? We’re all ears. We’re not afraid to push the envelope (as long as it’s not totally bonkers).

Request a Quote – sales1@colourup.com.au
Or give us a bell: 1300 145 346